News -- Fall 1990

• Competent Co-Presidents Unable to Come Up with Opening Line for First SWILnews!
• We Don't Have Time to Come Up with a Snappy Header for this SWILnews!
• It's the First Real SWILnews of the Year!
• SWILnews Visible Once More!
• This SWILnews is Less Profane than Roger Clemens!
• Two White Male Co-Presidents Seeking Attractive Headline. Object Publicity. Serious Inquiries Only. No Pros.
• The SWILnews of Death
• We may be Late, But We Won't be Ducks 'til Saturday!
• This is It! Never Again Will We, Flash and Substance, Scribe a SWILnewsish Document Such as This!

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