WPC, H6.   Tx{WP}10۪HH66TxHH69TxTxHH66TxͫTxTimes$$вWARNING: This product warps space and time in its vicinity.*  * WARNING: This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products ofother manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional tothe distance between them.<CAUTION: The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per netounce of weight.H `HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This product contains minute electrically charged particles movingat velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour. l CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the Uncertainty Principle, it is impossible for the consumer to findout at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving. ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but non-zero chance that, through a process known as tunneling, this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at anyrandom place in the universe, including your neighbors domicile. The manufacturer will not beresponsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.  READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE: According to certain suggested version of a GrandUnified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the nextfour hundred million years.  THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the unlikely event that this merchandise would contactantimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result. 8PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any use of this product in any manner whatsoever, willincrease the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer iswarned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe.DhNOTE: The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a  gluing force about whichlittle is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.!t"ATTENTION: Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that,in actuality, this product consists of 99.99999999% empty space.$%NEW GRAND UNIFIED THEORY DISCLAIMER: The manufacturer may technically be entitled toclaim that this product is ten-dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legalrights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are rolled up into such a small  volume that they cannot be detected.)*PLEASE NOTE: Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directlyobserving this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undermined state.,-COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprisingthis product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of othermanufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.01@HEALTH WARNING: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus itsweight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.3L4dIMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The entire physical universe, including this product, mayone day collapse back into and infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently emerge,the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.7p8  -- Journal of Irreproducable Results (36.1) by Susan Hewitt and Edward SubitzkyTzTxͪTxTxͫTxTxTx