WELCOME TO THE END OF THE BEGINNING!
YOU HAVE MET A TROLL NAMED KERRID.  HE WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY TO THE
NEXT LEVEL IF YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS FOR HIM.

*NOTE;  PLEASE ANSWERS THESE QUESTIONS FULLY IN INTELLIGIBLE WRITING!*

PART I

PLEASE DEFINE THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND THEIR FUNCTIONS:

EDC:  The Pr1me's main editor (written by a swat student disgruntled
with ED), it allows you to lose files more easily and quickly.
Frequently this amazing utility will allow you to be trapped in an
all-too-literal type of hell; below the **BOTTOM** marker of the file.
Once so trapped, you are doomed to an eternity of futility trying to
escape.  Turn off the computer and try again.

RUNOFF:  The Text-Formatter used in connection with EDC to allow papers
to be readable and centered.  Like all good features of the system, it
is being removed permanently starting spring term of 1987 for your
convenience.

LD:  List Directory.  This command tells you what files you have in
your account, when you last accessed them, and if you're clever,
whether a peeping tom has been invading your account.

BYTE:  an outdated word referring to the internal structure of the
computer.  Now that we have developed user-freindly software, we no
longer need to concern ourselves with structure.  I couldn't rebuild
the Golden Gate bridge, why be able to rebuild the 6502?

CTRL -X:  A computer curse, equivalent to "May the spirits of fortran 4
carry thee to the core and dump thee in it."  Less offensive curses are
CTRL-G, CTRL-PG, CTRL-R and CTRL-PG13.

QUOTA:  An oppresive and arbitrary delimitation of computer space by
the powers that be.  Usually either filled to capacity or not used at
all.

*AFTER ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS YOU ARE TO (1) GET OUT OF THIS FILE!*
(2) SEND THIS FILE TO YOUR INSTRUCTOR: IF IT'S DERRICK, SEND IT TO
WILLIAMS.D, IF IT'S MATT, SEND IT TO WALL.M  .

IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SEND A FILE, GO BACK TO THE ENTRANCE OF THIS
QUEST TO FIND OUT.

NOW YOU WILL RUN THE PROGRAM READY.CPL,
BY TYPING R READY.CPL AND HITTING RETURN.