From chaos @ cs.swarthmore.edu Sat Jul 17 20:55:11 1999 Date: Sat, 6 Feb 1999 10:08:06 -0500 (EST) From: Chaos Golubitsky To: _swat.org.swil @ cc Subject: sometimes you just feel like SWILNews #2 Today, we follow in the footsteps of those who came before us. They are older than us. In some cases, wiser. And, at any rate, they had larger photocopying budgets. For the sake of tradition (and for an excuse to be lazy and not come up with a nifty gimmick, given that we're both near death by plague here), we bring you this SWILNews in its most paper-shredder-friendly form. (Note to those who do not have campus mail boxes and are thus reading this online - we do not mean to imply that you should put your computer through a paper shredder - that would be bad.) SWIL-Business: SWILCon '99 is still in the works. Ben needs someone to help organize the student art show - please contact him if you're interested. Sonia Mariano '02 has volunteered to organize t-shirts this spring, so you should start coming up with slogans and/or drawings. Kyla is voting for "I SWIL Know What You Did Last Summer" if we don't get any other submissions - time to get cracking. Meanwhile, submit to BEM! Deadline is 22 February for prose, poetry, art, and other non perishables. E-mail things to bem @ swil.org, give them to Heather, or put them in the handy new submission folder on the SWIL board. Sign up for the Massacre! Bludgeon your friends! SWIL needs victrons! Phil is now updating our web page. E-mail him if you have content suggestions. Kyla has weaponry. Amy has a banana peel. (Cloak has new shoes. -C) Movie list for this semester. (Yes, we know it's two weeks late, but, on the bright side, you can tack it on your fridge now. If you have a fridge...): 01/18 Battlestar Galactica 01/25 The Black Cauldron 02/01 Light Years 02/08 Moonraker 02/15 3 x 3 Eyes 02/22 Metropolis 03/01 Max Headroom 03/15 E.T. 03/22 The Stepford Wives 03/29 The Seventh Seal 04/05 Kiki's Delivery Service 04/12 Silent Running 04/19 Pleasantville 04/26 Dark City 05/10 Time Bandits Non-SWILBusiness: John is now in charge of Pluto passing Neptune, which will happen 11 February. If you are displeased with the current location of your planets, blame John. John and Megan are about the same age and both wearing pink shirts (though Megan's was actually peach. -D) Robert has been voted the official door closer. If Cloak hasn't gotten in touch with you about seeing Moxy Fruvous this Saturday, it's probably too late. If you want to see the Nields on the 20th, let her know. The English/Scottish ball is happening on 13 February. Don't contra dance barefoot, or with ghillies in TIC. Come and help with food and stuff. Ben cooks ML Saturday breakfast. Bring out your dead list - 30/1: Ben "the dead tell no - wait, I can't tell you" Newman Amy "I could tell you, but then I'd have to raise you" Marinello Lindsay "Life is a state of mind" Herron Sarah "End of available Copy" Bergstrom Dave "of the long arms" Phillips John "milk is your friend" Finkbiner Jennifer "Lindsey's a freak" Tyson Anna "Ooh, look, they closed the door! Meeting is starting early!" Hess Robert "breakfast puffs" McFarland Rebecca "42" Jones Peter "Hmm... I may try only milk in Saturday Brunch. They are not the foods humans can eat. (Maybe the dead can eat...) Jimmy "I bought my friend a Sherme doll, but he had to give me his soul. I gave him the change though." Kong Megan "Grr, I hate you all..." Hallam '99 -Cloak and Dagger