Date: Thu, 30 Apr 92 15:13:34 -0400
  Subject: SWILnews of Striding and Springing

Looks like we have Bondage without Discipline this week. Oh, well. 
Guess you'll have to live with it.

[Note: #4 will be important.]

News, news, news. Ah, yes. Number One: WALPURGISNACHT! At 8:00 PM in 
Dana basement on Saturday, there will be much reading of stories by 
those fit to do so. Requests have been put in for "Sandkings" and other 
creepy things, but one never knows what will be there. Bring a story, 
bring a poem, bring a recipe for crumb cake. Heck, bring a crumb cake. 
There will be additional yummies served up by the Yummy-Gathering 
Committee.

Number Two: SCHLOCK! Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, come see Mr. 
Sardonicus (a graverobber with _such_ a face), Reptilicus (a dinosaur 
tail that terrorizes! Ooga ooga ooga!) and Dark Star (beachballs and 
bombs and the SMOS bouncing up and down. ML4220, x8016.) They're all in 
the PAC Cinema (we're cool) at 7:30 PM. Tell folks, 'cos it'll be a 
whoop-dee-ding-dong time.

Number Three: PAY NAO! For T-shirts, that is. Call her at JIGAWUG for 
details, 'cos I don't know any.

Number Four: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! [See? Told ya.] Sharples is CLOSED 
this Saturday lunch. Thus and therefore, by executive decision, the 
SWILmeeting will be held on Parrish Lawn, closish to Sharples. Maybe 
around the sundial. I don't know about the food situation--I would 
imagine we can steal some from the big tent thing set up for the 
inauguration. At any rate, the meeting is OUTSIDE. Tell your friends. 
Tell your folks. Tell your Congressperson. Anyone meeting INSIDE will 
be summarily ignored.
If it rains, the rain will be summarily ignored.

Number Five: "In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes 
control." ---They Might Be Giants, Apollo 18

Is that it? It might be it. It might be cake. It might be--IT-CAKE.

Nah.

Anyway, I have no copy of the attendance list this week, so I guess 
it'll show up next time. Until then, this is Bondage, sniging off. (Is 
sniging legal in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania? I doubt it. Then 
again, neither is my title...)

----Bymyself