Date: Thu, 23 Apr 92 14:58:58 -0400
  Subject: catchy title for the SWILnews

Well, you all did so well at being in room #5 last week, that we're 
going to let you do it again this Saturday! We're nice about some 
things....

Fish.

No real new news as such this week. Go to Walpurgisnacht on 2 May, go 
to schlock on 4,5,6 May (the nice little old lady from Roselle Park 
sent us 2 of the movies already; they're in Jeff's room, ML422 -- just 
kidding. I have them really. I'm not telling you where I live). So 
yeah, do all that.

BEM real soon now.

If you are getting paper mail SWILnewsi and want them from the past few 
weeks, Bon7dage has them someplace, don't you, Bon7dage.... [Um, well, 
(shuffle, shuffle) [oh, for a conveniently onomatopoeaic buffalo word 
--D], yeah....But I kept them all safe and warm for you, so...Oh, never 
mind. --B] If you're getting email SWILnews, then you're reading it 
now. Boo.

[Ha ha ha. --B]

People who are going to be around over the summer should volunteer to 
take care of some orientation week stuff, like Live Chess and stuff. 
Ings, says Bon7dage. I heartily agree.

So yeah. See you later, duck-billed platypus.

ATTENDANCE FOR 18 APRIL 1992
Charles "SKA-_WID_!" Danforth; David "vacuous" Auer; Kathy "I said as I 
boarded...oh, nevermind!" Davis; Josh "Brought to you by the letter W 
and the number 2" Burdick; Andrea "I got 12 hours of sleep" Hall [Got 
three, m'self. Hmf. --B]; David "Kill _Harold_, not Haarald!" Randall; 
Dan "{busy programming this weekend}" Wells; Josh "Gambler/Connoisseur" 
Smith; Laura "Healer/Assassin" A.; Jeff "Cosmic/Players/R/Us" 
Hildebrand; Nao "Wow! A three-sentence horror story!" Parkhurst; 
Stephen "GNIDAERYROTS" Sample; Jim Moskowitz "Postfix"; Eric "Aack." 
Nute; Robert "When am I?" Richardson; Geoff "Avoid the left-most orange 
juice tap" Noer; Jen "Napkins & tickling are _not_ a good addition to 
my breakfast" Setlow [but they have 10% of the US RDA of 8 essential 
vitamins and minerals --D]; Beth "Had he ever had a meaningful 
interaction with an albatross?"; Luke "Or not" Hankins; Justin "Hey 
guys, it's kind of close in here" Giacoletti

-- Banana and
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