THE OFFICIAL FIRST SWILNEWS OF THE SUMMER OF '90 (Two months and 10 degrees early, but who's counting?) We are pleased to be able to announce the arrival of the first Swilshirts of the 90's! If you don't have one yet, you probably owe Jeff money. So pay the man and get your shirt. In further news, after a brief, peaceful, laid-back discussion (well, reasonably) it was decided that the following films will be brought for the Schlock Film Festival: Galaxina, Goliath vs. the Vampires, and The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini. If there is extra money, we will also bring a nifty Bullwinkle thingee. [I say that 'thingy' is spelled with a 'y' and Simon Firestone agrees with me -- F.] [But *I'm* the one typing this Swilnews. So there. -- S] It is the 90's and it is time for BEM. Actually, it's not yet time to read it, but it's going to the printers and we thought you'd all like to know. Good work, Jed and Fran. Alright, this _is_ an attendance list! (for April 21, 1990): Nope, Jim Moskowitz's isn't here! [Jim Moskowitz's what? -- F&S]; Sally "Still extruding late into the night" Carter (NB: that's ext_ru_ding, you beanhead presidents, not ext_en_ding.) [ _I_ wasn't typing. _I_ don't type these things. It wasn't _my_ fault. -- F.] [Alright, so sue me. Why would you want to extrude into the night, when you could extend, anyway? -- S] [Answers to the previous question should be typewritten in triplicate and BURNT. -- F.]; Jim "Same Swil, different meeting" Deane; Melissa sour cream cheese Shaner; Josh "It's too damn wet outside" Mackay-Smith [Well, we fixed that for you. Any other complaints? -- F&S]; Alex "[This may be interlac, it may be tetris pieces, it may be nifty and aesthetically pleasing, but if you-all want to see it, you'll have to get the paper from Andy 'cos we ain't puttin' it in here. -- F&S]" d'Orando; Deb "Is anyone noticing a (cumquat) trend here?" Holtzman [Nope. Not us. -- F&S]; Josh "horizontal philosophy" Smith [No commment. -- F&S]; Jeff "It's a frame, I tell you!" Hildebrand; Fran "Yes, it's true. All the horror flims were added by me (& Jed, by force)"; Glenn "___________" Rutan; Peter "watch out she's got a loaded spoon" Wagner; David "Nag, nag, nag, nag, NAG!" Randall; Agent D.B. ("What's the connection between Easter Island and Judge Crater? And where does Atlantis fit into all this?") Cooper [Atlantis! It all makes sense now. Don'tcha get it? Halloween 1933! -- F&S&Kyle&Jeff]; Jessica "schlick, schlock" Hines; Nao "More oxygen intake" Parkhurst [yaaaaawn -- F&S] And that's another exciting week. To quote from Don "the man" Shimamoto, "Wait -- do I know what I'm talking about?" As far as this applies to your fearless copresidents, the answer is a firm 'No.' Until next week (and don't forget the special SURPRISE section somewhere in THIS Swilnews) this is Flash and Substance saying "Diane I am holding in my hands a box of chocolate bunnies." With a profound affection, F & S [S & F]