YES, FOR THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE WEEK! Yes, for the second (hold on. We'll start again.) Hello! This is your friendly (well, reasonably) neighborhood Swilnews. News, news, news. Swil, Swil, Swil. It's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday. Tra la, tra la, tra la. Whoop-he-he. [We're not getting out of control. We're OK. Really. Whoop! - F&S] In the news this week, BEM is continuing its merry way to production. Await ye the coming of BEM! Also await ye the coming of your Swilshirts, and furthermore pay ye $6.09 while ye are waiting. [Our eye is upon you, Jeff. So watch it. If you aren't the SMOS, we know you know more than you think we think you know -- F&S] Also, Sunday, April 22, 1990 at some unknown time in the afternoon [you can tell Ed was the one who had the info, can't you? -- S] in Parrish Commons, WE WILL HAVE OUR PICTURE TAKEN for the 1990 Halcyon. Try to show up, despite the fact that you don't actually know when it is. (I'll beat the information out of Flash and tell you tomorrow at the meeting.) [Actually, I'll tell you at the meeting myself, when I make one of my rare cameo appearances. -- F] Tomorrow's meeting will also feature VOTING ON SCHLOCK! Be there, or miss the opportunity to vote for _The_Ghost_in_the_Invisible_Bikini_! We brought Lloyd Alexander yesterday, and he was cool. Fran wanted to keep him, but he had to go home. Attendance! For April 14, 1990: Nao "5 am? Nah, I didn't stay up that late. Nah." Parkhurst; Josh "I drew the banana--I'm not signing my name!" Smith; Women who love silverware, and the men who love them.; Bruce "This Ming is a psycho!" Hahne; Chris "Meet my Familiar George" Cobb; Deb "not bananas, cumquats!" Holtzman; Deb "bananas taste much better than kumquats--why kumquats?" Barolsky; Bananarchy; Fran "Bananas are OK but raisins must be eradicated!"; Melissa "11 hours 54 minutes of Lent left" Shaner; Jed ("You say banana, and I say banana...") Hartman; Josh "I don't do Lent" Mackay-Smith; Garth "Mine is MUCH bigger" Snyder; Someone of doesn't sign white, flat bananas -- JH; Sally "Extending late into the night" Carter; Bannah Nannah (doot-do-doo-doo); Argent, a shakefork azure, three pheons sable in paile reversed, points outward.; [and of course, Josh's banana, which I have blatantly refused to scan and make into a MacPaint file.] And that's the way it might be, if the world were a banana! F & S [Fragrantly & Spring] [Not a repeat]