LAST SWILNEWS BEFORE BREAK!!! (UNLESS WE CHANGE OUR MINDS...) We're voting on T-shirts at the next meeting (Saturday, March 3, 1990). End of Swilnews F & S (F-ing & Short) P. S. The attendance was irresponsibly placed in Ed's room, and therefore may never be seen or heard of again. [It was stolen! I left it right on the whatnot and it wasn't there when I looked again. Of course, neither was the whatsit. But I'm sure it was stolen! I suspect the SMOS --F] Nothing whatsoever has been done about the contest. But it will be. Trust us. BEM is. As is the live chess game! (But not very newsworthy...) Bruce's comic read-in is newsworthy. But not technically Swil. Ball Boys and Talking With are both this weekend. (Gratuitous announcement by those who are interested in them.) [There was a very substantial birthday on thursday. Two decades of Substance -- all sing 'For He's a jolly good Co-Prez!' --F] [Aha! I'm way ahead on bracket comments -- F] [Oh yeah? -- S] [Yeah! -- F] [Sez you! -- S] [Yer fadda's mustache! -- F] [Notice that there's not much news this week? -- S] THERE WILL BE NO SPECIAL SURPRISE SECTION IN THIS WEEK'S SWILNEWS. We apologize to those who have come to rely upon our weekly SURPISE SECTION to relieve the boredom of an otherwise dreary week. Have a nice Spring Break.