Swilnews 13 "End of Part I"

Hello, everyone. Just as you suspected, all the plot lines from this semester will be resolved in this Swilnews, EXCEPT for one
cliff-hanger ...  So without further ado, the resolutions.  The envelope please ...

"The suspense is terrible.  I hope it will last."

First, we have BEM.  BEM is here!  Get a BEM, read a BEM.  Collect 'EM, trade 'EM with your friends ... Thanks to the editorial
staff and all who submitted to them. Second, we have T-Shirts.  T-Shirts are here, and boy, do they look nifty. If you ordered one,
give Garth 30 cents so he can give you your shirt.  Thanks Garth. Third, we have "Earth Girls are Easy."  Yes, Julie Brown's movie
is out, starring Gwen Davis and Jeff Goldblum and Julie Brown.  The Delaware County times gives it ***.   Fourth, we had schlock.  
Fifth, we had "Noises Off."  (Well, not all of us, but three of us did.  The way we figure it, if Chris was the only one at the
meeting, then Laura and Laura and Chris must have been in Connecticut, right?  Isn't Yale in Connecticut?) Sixth, we had
attendance:  James "Sorrychrisdon'tbeatme" Deane, Josh "wow.  I finished a whole adventure without dying even once!" Smith, Jeff "I
survived role-playing last night" Hildebrand, Bruce "Comic sale?  Back up the truck--" Hahne, Peter *#*#@ arrgh--___" Wagner,
Jessca "me" Hines, Josh "I like black ink much better than blue ink" Mackay-Smith, "Ed" not a nickname "Bernstein", Alex "Canton of
the Ivory Tower, take 5!" Weirich, Joel -- not very creative, Jim "what a tangled web" Moskowitz, Sally, Ellie - interlocking loops
- Weiss, Naomi "I can't even spell my own name" Parkhurst, Diana "Eeek this is my last meeting as a student!" Stiefbold, Michael,
(Jed [I can't even spell OTHER people's names) Hartman] Seventh, we have summer addresses: 
Deborah Holtzman 	Alex Weirich		Ed Bernstein 
2008 South Rd.		16 Foxcroft Lane	3526 W. Northview 
Baltimore, MD  21209	Robesonia, PA 19551	Phoeniz (O GAWD!) AZ  85051 
(301) 267-8572		(215) 693-5942
			(Also accessible through Vax e-mail)

Joshua Mackay-Smith	Andy Perry		Bruce Hahne
Farmley			2239 Hillsboro Ave.	4515 Oakridge Dr.
White Post, VA  22663	Los Angeles, CA 90034	Midland, MI  48640

Mikala Woodward		Peter Wagner		Jeff Hildebrand
Somewhere in Seattle	Not Known Yet ...	135 Henley Rd.
						Penn Wynne, PA 19151
                                                (215) 649-00646
						(Will be on-campus a lot).

Jim Moskowitz		Josh Smith		Wayne W. Finegar II
15 Lawnside Rd.		47 Cedar Lane RR2	15911 Woodslanter Rd.
Cheltenham, PA  19012	Brewster, MA  02031	Wheaton, MD  20906
			(508) 255-1206

Diana Stiefbold		Joel Offenberg		Sally Carter (June 12 on)
111 South Chester Rd.	Jessica Hines		Chris Cobb
Apt. G-2		314 Rutgers Ave.	Jed Hartman
Swarthmore, PA  19081	Swarthmore, PA  19081	Michael Bernstein
						Swarthmore College
						Swarthmore, PA  19081

Anyone who wishes to add to this list should refer to the copy of Swilnews 13 posted on the Swilboard.  All complaints should be
referred to Loren Hart or Gordon Cheesman, milk should be cut back to a quart a week, the neighbors should mow the lawn and feed
the cat, it's been fun, don't call us we'll call you we'll do lunch... 
"Parting is such sweet sorrow" 
See you in September 
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