From jgoldie @ sccs.swarthmore.edu Sun May 15 23:37:28 2005 Date: Sun, 15 May 2005 11:19:03 -0400 (EDT) From: Jillian G. Waldman Reply-To: presidents @ swil.org To: SWILnews Subject: SWILnews #13 of Apathy and the Force ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | SWILnews #13 (4-30-05) | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Abby's lightsaber saved the disorder, which was otherwise rather paltry. Walpurgisnacht was at 10pm in Bond. Next year's Walpurgisnacht should be on the theater grid, but Abby says it's in use tonight. BEM will be ready (and handed out) at Walpurgisnacht. T-shirts will happen, by Alumni Weekend at the very latest. Remembrances were next Saturday, May 7th. You should have brought funny stories about graduating seniors. If you didn't, somebody else probably brought them. Alumni were introduced. Mark has bought stuff (fun noodles) for the Pterodactyl Hunt with the last of this semester's budget. We did not decide to buy a lightsaber, though we almost did. We did, however, vote to go back to a time before last week's SWILmeeting [and unvote the vote to make the presidents the nonpresidents]. Then we voted to control Arthur's thoughts. I'm pretty sure we voted to make the nonpresidents the presidents again, but it's suspiciously absent from the notes. A discussion of whether to make assorted SWIL lists members-only in an attempt to control spam will occur. Watch the relevant lists. A conspiracy between SCCS and Josh will happen so that the wiki will show up as wiki.swil.org. This might not happen till fall, though. The Schlock Film festival is this Monday-Wednesday: Monday: KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (SC 101) Tuesday: Wizards of the Demon Sword (SC 199) Wednesday: Destroy all Monsters (SC 101) It may conflict slightly with Jamboree, so we'll wait till people get back from Jamboree to start the films. Jackie needs people to help make prop. A signup sheet went around. If you're interested, email jwerner1, and subscribe to mini-prop @ swil.org Lottery: Mai is in the World, and the Fool, who is NOT Arthur's one true love, won mini-Sharpies. NONswilBUSINESS: Chris White's concert was on Sunday at 8 pm. Jamison's birthday was tonight. Surprise party in ML, but we can tell you about it now. Bryn Mawr's May Day was also on Sunday. There was a very early bus to Bryn Mawr tonight, if you want to go right after Walpurgisnacht. Follow Noda. Everyone should see the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Star Wars is coming out May 19th. Mark is in charge of the trip, so talk to him if you want to go. There might still be spaces open at SWIL vacation, which is going to the beach at Nag's Head, North Carolina, right after alumni weekend. Talk to Jim or Chaos or vacation @ swil.org. Attendance List of Temperence & the Devil's hot sex life: finlay "the holy lunatic" logan [backwards]ehcuoT aL "tnatzizzA z'icniVaD" tiK[/backwards] Abigail "It's all great fun until the Matza runs out" Graber MARK "FRIEND OF THE DEVIL" HANDLER PILE OF "PICKLE ME ELMO" PICKLES Jamison "Venger" Birthday Boy Doom "Yours?" Rising Pants Monster Marie "Kyrie Eleison" Cosgrove-Davies Jackie "There's a violin in my submachine gun case" Werner Michael "Arrrrgh..." Noda Jim "non swipe-card opposition" Moskowitz Abby "I shot the empress but I did not shoot the emperor" Friedman Jerome "Give me $" Fung Greg "Empress McForcelightning" Robinson Alex "I approve of this title" "Temperance" Pshenichkin Eliza "My first act as your duly-elected [strike]Dork[/strike] Dark Lord will be to take over South Park" Blair Arthur "Why will your first act as my duly-elected Dark Lord be to take over South Park?" Chu [upside-down]noiraB nosillH[/upside-down] Jeff "Right-side-down" Kaufman Katie "The Witch" Bates (what's it like being a witch? i don't know, ask a glass of water -c) John "Once I was the King of SWIL!" Finkbiner (now I eat Sharples pie? -c) Amy' "temperence and what?" Finkbiner Chaos "did someone say tupperware, cockroaches, and thermonuclear missiles?" Golubitsky Josh "disguise replete with beard" Burdick ****** "Jamison Dan ****** **** ****** ****** Marie" **** ****** "Is not actually here" **** ****** "But we love him anyway" **** ****** "He's playing D&D, the bastard" **** ****** "He probably should be doing Music Theory" Werner <--okay, I'm projecting Venger "******" Jamison "****" Venger Jackie "Hate us yet?" Werner Marie "We're too adorably to hate! "****** ****" Cosgrove-Davies Jackie "::makes sad puppy eyes::" Werner "****** ****" Werner ****** "::makes sad puppy eyes::" **** BDan "the first. the only. the nth" Fairchild Sarah "Rock!" Hartman Brought to you by Your "Why do we always forget to sign the attendance list" faithful SWIL co-presidents, Went-home Man, Still-packing Fist, and Needs-to-pack Curtain ---------------------------------- This message processed by the Filter for the Preservation of the Attendance List ... working ... ... replacing 12 occurrences of ****** ... ... replacing 9 occurences of **** .... Done.