> SWILnews #6 is [alive]
> 
> SWILBUSINESS:
> The meeting was called to [bloom] at 12:07 p.m.  The rabble was
> more [desirable] than usual.  Meanwhile, Jackie and Benitez proved
> their [mice] by propping properly.  As a reward, they
> earned [intestines].  Benitez [aroused] a
> stuffed Dust Mite animal, and Jackie [enveloped] the
> Black Death.  Arthur requested Herpes.  We suggest that Arthur be
> [tickled]. The moral of the story is, [sit, stay]]!
> 
> The kegger was [stinky and painfully unfashionable] from 10-2 two weeks
> ago, on the 28th of
> February.  Thanks to everyone who came early to help [stretch] it.
> Special thanks to those who volunteered to help shop for supplies,
> including Susan, and Blake and Jerome, who got the Keg.
> 
> Nick requested that people who hadn't yet activated their SCCS account
> follow him to [Jim's pants] to get them [flowing].
> Susan died, and Jerome [chomped] her on the rear.
> We're not sure why Susan died.  The threat of being [viewed]
> by Arthur, or [invaded] in grease
> revived her.
> 
> Saturday Night [Jesus] ideas, for future reference:
> Hitchhiker Radio Script reading
> Storyreadings
> Demonic Triathlon (consisting of [scratching], [disintegrating], and
> summoning [the NRA] from the ninth circle of [Minas Tirith].)
> 
> Saturday Night [Jesus] on March 20th will be card games,
> probably in [Michael Jackson] Parlours.
> 
> Sarah Hartman has been awarded the title, "Swarthmore Class of 2006", or
> SC-06 for short.
> 
> Due to lack of heavy artillery, Susan was not canonized.  She felt very
> [panicked] about this.  It was decided that, in order to be declared
> St. Susan of Swarthmore, Martyr, she would have to become a Mawrtyr. She
> could have done this easily, by becoming part of Swarthmore Class of
> 2006, but she needed to get her sophomore [concrete] written
> and approved.  Her canonization is postponed, pending her advisor's
> approval of her plan to major in Cthulhu Studies.  Her sophomore paper
> is available for your [bottled] pleasure at
> http://www.swil.org/SWILnews/Spring04/StSusan.gif.
> 
> The Swarthmore College Class of 2006 won the [Can't Stop game] and
> received [sidewalk chalk].
> 
> Designs for the 2004 SWILshirt are due at next meeting, March 20th, or
> by email to presidents @ swil.org by midnight the night before.
> 
> NON-SWILBUSINESS:
> Andrew [bottled] 10th Kingdom episodes at 2:30, Sunday, in
> Science Center 199.
> Jim invited everyone to play frisbee golf with him after meeting.
> Andrew wrote incoherent things in the notes.
> Civ was planned, and occurred over break.  This was Ben's idea; oddly
> enough, he didn't get to play.
> There was gaming after meeting, at 3 p.m.
> On March 17th, they opened the NJ River LINE.  People like Jimmosk,
> Mark, Chris, and Noda rode on it.
> 
> ATTENDANCE LIST OF [Pshnishkin]
> Andrew "You Are Not [Susan's breasts]" Conforti Brown
> Greg "You (^) Are Not [John Boccio]"
> 	Robinson
> Jim "You (^) are not the One Who Was" Moskowitz
> JC "The laws of histowical inewitability" Ravage
> Eliza "Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, AKA Paraclesus" Blair
> Alexandr "<Insert Name of other Similarly [hysterical] (it's a mad
> 	lib within a mad lib!)(it's a comment within a mad lib within a mad lib!
> 	-v) Alchemist>" Pshenichkin
> Sarah "[zzz... no... not the face... please... not... the... zzzzz]"
> 	Hartman
> St. Susan of Swarthmore, Patron Saint of [Unlikeable][Websites]
> Jerome "LET'S GO BALLISTIC!..." [Zell]
> James "Big [areola]" Brady
> Ben "[whizzzzzBONGG!]" Newman
> Arthur "JUST DECREASED MY [nose] SIZE" Chu
> [Jonathan] "Largest Population of Nurds Outside of
> 	Nurdtopia" Ward
> JC "See? Histowicawwy inewitabwe. I'm hewe again." Ravage
> [Chris] "[Give in] now!" Jager
> Rachel "Soon to be elsewhere" Sapiro
> Michael "Insert [buttcheek] A into light socket B" Noda
> Ben "My opinions are not [rotund]!" Thuroni Thuryoni Thuronyi
> Miriam "Stealing from [Willets]" Newman
> Blair "Big Brother isn't watching me, but I'm keeping an eye on him"
> 	Reaser
> [Hurliman] "Neither ultimate nor penultimate" Setlow
> Michael "Supposedly one of many [boomboxes], but the
> 	only one in here right now who actually a [boomboxes]..." Cohen
> David "Cantankerous Capybara Man" Alejandro Benitez*
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>   |    \
>  / \
> 
> [Sodomy]
> [Rum]
> [The Lash]
> 
> * This footnote implies subtext.
> 
> 
> Signing out,
> Tall, Grande, and Venti,
> ["We have [noun] so you don't have to."]!
>