From daniel at sccs.swarthmore.edu Tue Sep  3 23:06:11 2002
Date: Thu, 30 May 2002 18:01:22 -0500 (EST)
From: BDan Fairchild 
Reply-To: Presidents 
To: The SWIL List:  ;
Subject: There is nothing to see in SWILNews #14.  Please move along.

***SWILBusiness***

The Rabble were phenomenally, dismally pathetic.  Not at all the sort of
people who would stage a coup.

Nominate books, you stupid illiterate people.

Take a BEM!

There was a lengthy discussion over whether a certain phrase involving a
certain expletive and a certain member of the faculty should appear in
SWILNews.  We voted that it should not,  illustrating the strength and
stability of our democratic regime.

Nothing important has happened at meeting yet.

Mark is going to be a Hunt Wizard.  Yay Mark!!!  We still need two other
people to be Hunt Wizards.

After meeting, we moved our stuff from the George C. Hurliman Memorial
Library Memorial Library to the George C. Hurliman Memorial Library Memorial
Library Memorial Library (located in Parrish 476).

There was not a coup.  Nothing of interest happened.  Our administration is
in control and completely trustworthy.  Please go about your business.

Lottery: Jonathan won the nail puzzle.  He solved it and then complained
		that it was broken.
         BDan held another lottery, and won a brownie.

***NonSWILBusiness***

Mark is Kyla.

Qian saw a baby squirrel.

(Those of you who still owe me money for Star Wars tickets should give it to
me. -s)

The Attendance List has been withheld to protect the innocent.  However, it
is officially noted that Abby Friedman attended her first consecutive
meeting.

Brought to you by
Ruly, Minister of Plenty
Kempt, Minister of Truth
Sheveled, Minister of Love
Couth, Minister of Peace

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH