(Where n = 14, I think. -g)

So, like, there were people still at Swat on Saturday.  So we had a
meeting, only Gold had left already and Darkness was late, so Comma
threatened Stone with his tea, and she promptly relinquished control.  
(Wuss. -d)  (It was hot! -s)


*** SWILBusiness ***

The 3 rabble were excellent at being disorderly.  Unfortunately, there
were only 3 of them, so that didn't realy help.

After an Unnecessary SWILVote, Avogadro's number was redefined to be 7.

Submit to BEM.

SWILShirts are here.  Pay Franzi.


*** NonSWILBusiness ***

After an Unnecessary SWILVote, it was decided that Ben (Newman) is a
linked list.

Kyla has issues.  (After this there are 5 checks, which I can only assume
mean that at 5 other times during the meeting, Sand decided Kyla still had
issues.  -s) So does Stone.  (Followed by two checks.  -d)  (How much
money did I make? -s)

Sand's leadership is not afforded the respect it deserves.  (I think it
was afforded exactly the respect it deserved. -s)  (Me too.  Gold? -d) (I
wasn't there, but hey.  Why not? -g)

Stone doesn't have exact change.  (Fortunately, I payed for my SWILShirt
after I got back to my room, and had access to my checkbook, thereby
foiling your wily plan. -s)  (Whose wily plan? -g)  (Shh!  He'll hear you.
-s)  (Oooo-kay.  -d)

'Enough' was defined by Unnecessary SWILVote (I'm sensing a trend here.  
Did you guys do anything *but* have unnecessary SWILVotes? -g)  (We told
people to submit to BEM... -d) to be however many boxes Stone has.

Comma's presidential title was declared to be The Spleen of Sand.  Kyla
wanted to know if we could vent him.

Stone is a _bad_ ancient historian.  (Sick, sick, sick... -sand)  (Hush.  
You were deposed.  -s)

At this point, there was a mole of people at meeting.

Rebecca Jones is going grocery shopping.

Gaming will occur Saturday night, including the new Cheapass game Witch
Trial.  Stone will be playing the game Packing Frantically.

By Unnecessary SWILVote, everybody at meeting was renamed Adam; we were a
mole of Adams.

Kyla said that food was overrated.  (Sharples food, anyway... -d)

Stone has facial hair.  (Do not!  I was quoting Christ Kirkpatrick from a
funny fanfic!  -s)  (Stone has issues.  Check, check, check... -g)

SWAPA has arrived!

At this point, there was over a mole of people at meeting.

Sand has always wanted a vocalic bilabial.  (And *I* have issues? -s)

Megan Hallam will arrive this afternoon.

Ben thinks it's possible to melt toast.

Collation should not happen during disorder.

Your motivation is that you're a chalkboard.  (For those of you who
weren't there, the chalkboard had 'What's my motivation?' written on it.
-s)

Kyla needs to start categorizing her issues.

Kyla has meta-issues too! (Check. -sand)

Stone misses Gold, because Gold is a girl's best friend.  No, wait --
that's diamonds.  (:-p -g)

Josh knows somebody who says 'bling.'

Kyla's issues are different.

We have given up on Franzi.

Actually, we gave up on Franzi a long time ago.

But we know where she lives.  (I have a key! -s)


*** The Redundant Attendance List of Attendance Redundancy -- 5/19/01 ***

Abby "I have been o'erthrown by the Spleen of Sand.  Woe is me." Friedman
Kyla "severe problems of many varieties" Tornheim
Robert "attendence in duplicate.  Pass it on" McFarland
benjamin 'spleen of sand' r, george
Ben "Ben "Ben "Ben "Ben "Ben "Ben "Ben Newman" Newman" Newman" Newman"
	Newman" Newman" Newman" Newman"
~Sam "~Sam "~Sam "~Sam Crane" Crane" Crane" Crane"
Rebecca " redundance is attendant.  Pass it on." Jones
Melissa "Greenfleevef -- funny kind of title, for a fong "Running (Some of
	the "f"s are long, flowy, old style "s"s, but there's no ASCII
	for that.  -s)
Josh "fweedly-do-di-bop" Burdick
Rachel "I've been writing a long paper; I have lots of practice with
	redundancy."


*** Gold, Stone, and Darkness ***

(By virture of having defeated the Spleen of Sand with a spoon.)