Stone take exam this morning. Darkness not log on since yesterday. Gold write SWILNews alone. Gold write Superman theme. Yay! *** SWILBusiness *** The rabble were disorderly. Sometimes citizens of Kandor disorderly too. Citizens of Kandor not like be stuck in little glass bottle in Antarctica. Senior Remembrances next week. Superman comic book come out next week too. Superman comic book come out every week. On Wednesday, not Saturday, though. Senior Remembrances on Saturday. (Hi! What theme? -s) (Ag! You supposed to be in exam! -g) (Get out early. -s) (Oh. Theme Superman. -g) (Yay! -s) No one watched Kyla's butt. People sometimes watch Superman's butt. As Martha Kent say in pilot of Lois & Clark, "They don't call 'em tights for nothing." Shlock this week. (Already happened.) Movies Unlimited rock. George Lucas suck. Will never recover from Star Wars Holiday Special! (Deh! You said it! -s) (Sorry. -g) Superman rock too. Vote for movies you stupid, blind people! Wait. No vote. Movie votes over. If you no vote already, you too late! Hahahaha! (Me feel evil like Lex Luthor now. -g) (Me write like Bizarro, too. -g) Star Wars will be old next year. Star Wars already old. This sentence mean we show original version of Star Wars in fall. Anyone have original version? If so, let presidents know. (Superman old too. Superman older than Star Wars. -s) (Superman not rereleased in theaters, though. So if we show Superman, not have to debate which version to show! -g) (Oooh. Multi-syllabic words. -s) (Yeah. -g) Will go to Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire on Sunday, September 16. This good. RenFaire fun. Sign up in fall. Don't think Superman ever go to RenFaire, but RenFaire fun anyway. (Superman definitely not go to Ren. Superman not that old. -s) (Superman travel through time, though. -g) (True. Superman make world go round and round and round. -s) (Superman go through time in comic books, too. And not make world go round and round and round. Use time machine. -g) (Presidents not think much today. -d) Matt be Hunt Wizard! Yay! Elliot and Borgel also be Hunt Wizards! Yay yay! Be nice to Matt and Elliot and Borgel! And Superman, or Superman might get mad and use his heat vision on you. Well, not really. (Unless Superman evil. -s) (True. Then Superman might straighten Leaning Tower of Pisa. -g) (Superman III only get two votes. Not make cut. -g) (Man! SWILlies suck! -s) (They not understand. -g) Kyla won slime with face. (There big Chemo monster in Supergirl comics. Chemo be like slime with face. Chemo nuclear waste. -g) (Chicken! -s) (Brawk brawk brawk. -g) *** NonSWILBusiness *** Ville book sale happened. Many books sold. Over now. Lois & Clark over now too. But Clark write books, so maybe more books for book sale someday. Bell Tower was open on Friday. It have broom closet. Broom closet look like morgue. Bell Tower high high high high up. Like Superman! (Gold want fly away. Then not have to take exams. -g) (No. Even Superman work. Go to college. -s) (Yes. Metropolis University sometimes. -g) *** There Can Be Only... -- 5/5/01 *** BDan "Born to be King" Fairchild (Doesn't fill sentence. -s) (And John already elected King of SWIL. -g) Kyla "Eleven and a half" Tornheim (That fill sentence. Good. -g) Ross "MoNdAy, it's whAt's FoR BReAkFAst" MessiNG (Need colon, not comma. -s) (I have a colon. And think we still need comma to be miniprop. What talk about, Stone? -g) Arcadia "I just ordered Harry Potter books from Amazon... ah, the sacrifices I make for SWIL" Falcone (Yay, Keeper of Clue! -s) Lady of "thwarted by the U.S. Postal Service" Shalott Fred "42 dollars at the Swarthmore book sale -- eep!" Bush (Fred buy many books. -s) (Any Superman books? -g) Rebecca "Glow in the Dark Frisbee!!!" Jones (It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a... -g) ~Elliot "Nothing has happened in meeting yet, Kyra" Reed (True. -g) benjamin '~No -f is a valid constraint, dammit!' r, george (I think that what he write. -g) (Yeah. Curly f, but no curly f in ASCII. -s) (-f = Faint of Heart? -s) JC "Vaylo Bludd" Ravage Rachel "I'm at SWIL meeting. Finally I can get some sleep..." Sapiro (Sleep? -g) (What is sleep? -s) Matt "Available in wizard for a limited time only!" Fowles Amy' "one" Marinello Robert "modified panic" McFarland (Don't panic. Don't panic. -hhgg) (Don't modify. Don't modify. -g) Abby "me! Ahahahaha!" Friedman *** Gold, Stone, and Darkness *** And __ __ ___ __ / | | | \ | | \ |\ /| /\ | | | \ | | |__/ |___ |__/ | \/ | / \ |\ | | \ | | | | | \ | | |__| | \ | | \ | | | | | \ | | / \ | \| | __/ \_/ | |___ | \ | | | | | | .