(Yes, we are incredibly, incredibly grateful that John wanted to take
notes when Gold was the only president at meeting.  (Believe me. -g)  But
we thought his notes were just so cute that we wanted to share them with
the rest of y'all.  So here goes:)

John gets to Take note.  (Of what? -s)

Robert and Abby being absent, Amy (Amy was at meeting?  Damn, I missed
her! -g) called the meeting to (dis-? -s)order all by her little lonesome
self (Go, Amy)

B-Dan And Elliot decide to fill the leadership gap  (Gold remains but
doesn't have to shout the rabble down, since BDan is quite loud. -g)

B-Dan Gives Spammegeddon summary
	Development of "Rock Delivery System" is proceeding apace
	-Event Begins at 4:30 In front of Parrish on Friday next
	(That is, tomorrow.  Come one, come all, at 4:30 or 4:45! -d)

B-Dan Announces Keg Party
	-John has found inflatable midget  (News at 11! -s)
	(John is now going to find inflatable life-size woman. -g)
	-The Decorations will be manufactured and hung by you lazy people
	(Starting Saturday evening in the ML breakfast room! -s)

Don't Bother submitting to BEM; There is already enough stuff much better
than you could do.  (Ooh!  Ooh!  End of sentence! -s)

Walpurghasnacht (aka Walpurgisnacht, but that's permissible -g) - last
saturday in April - Horror, Fertility Trees.  Bring appropriate stories.

We will talk about SWapa later


T-Shirt Voting.

Sam Does not want to prove her sentience, but we decided she was sentient
any way but not Dismembered.

Kyla was confused.  (As usual). but The process of examining graphics and
slogans went smoothly
(We decided on a two-sided shirt, a pterodactyl/Celtic knot by Sonia on
the pocket, saying "SWIL // Est. 1978", and on the back, a 'dactyl atop
Parrish by Rebecca J. and Comma, saying "SWIL // It's lonely at the
top."  The official site isn't up yet, but you can see the designs on the
following pages:
http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/org/swil/shirts/2001-pocket.gif
http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/org/swil/shirts/2001-back.gif -d)

Robert Entered midway into T-Shirt selection and tried to Evict B-Dan and
Elliot.  He was more or less successful once Matt (duct- -g)taped B-Dan an
forcefully removed Him.  (Oh, my God! -gsd)

Kyla gets to say "No Fucking Way" without having to say "No Fucking
Way."  (Hey now, this is a family SWILNews. -d)

Pizza Arrived, and was paid for.

Elliot won bouncy dice.

(This is a reminder that the yearbook wants to take our photo tonight in
Parlours at 10.  Euya.  Be there anyway. -g)

NSB (That's Abby's abbreviation of NonSWILBusiness. -d)
MST3K  "The Giant Gila Monster" in 2 weeks  (That is, next
Wednesday.  Aren't we clever for finding out ahead of time, and putting
that in SWILNews, instead of what's already been shown?  Aren't
we?  Aren't we? -gsd)

Kyla will show some Star Trek next week some time next week.  Apparantly
Some people care.

Steph and Seth are having a house warming.  Today (ie, last Saturday. -s)

Those who are going to K+C's (Kyla and Chaos' -s) Seder should help cook
immediately after meeting

(We talked about SWAPA somewhere around here. -g)

T-Shirt reprints will happen Real Soon Now.  No more chances.

(Wow.  That was an easy theme. -g)  (Yay, John! -s)


*** Attendance list of Pizza and Doom: ***

John "I'd pay $20 for a T-Shirt in 3 colors" Finkbiner
~Elliot "I got through a whole sentence!" Reed  (Yay, Elli--ha ha ha! -g)
B.C. "play a song for your sins?" Phillips
~Sam "Who, me?  _I'm_ just sitting in the lounge _coincidentally_ with
	SWILmeeting!" Crane  (Doesn't that mean she's touching it or
	something? -s)  (It means she's happening at the same time as
	it. -g)  (We all know how happening Sam is. -d)
BDan "Smithing now available in black _and_ red!" Fairchild  (Evil
	traitor! -s)
Michael "Pizza shall be sliced with a bad-ass katana" Noda  (That's
	much better than with a Bad-Ass Minivan of Doom. -gs)
~Sam "She's everywhere!" Crane  (Aaaaaaaaa! -gsd)
Ross "I'M A FReshMAN & I Vote" MessiNG
Rachel "Rebecca" Sapiro
Ben "Ben" Newman
John "Notes R Us" Finkbiner
Drew "footrests & pain" Szafran  (Um, I'll take the footrests, please. -g)
Rebecca "pink, frilly and green" Kuipers
benjamin 'eep' r, george  (You can say that again. -s)  (eep -,)
~Sam "Instead of getting _one_ ~Sam at _three_ consecutive SWILmeetings,
	you now get _three_ ~Sams at _one_ consecutive SWILmeeting!" Crane
	(And you brought this up because you didn't want to be voted
	sentient _why_? -g)
Raoul "Rebecca" Bagley  (They're multiplying! -g)  (No!  They're
	exponentiating! -d)  (Exponentiating's a word?! -s)
Matt "Leadership in exile" Fowles  (Yay, Matt! -g)
Kyla "Arcadia's a better Jew than Chaos and I.  Or at least she knows
	how to find matzah." Tornheim  (You're short. -d)
chaos "bad jew!  you don't get a cookie!" golubitsky  (You're short
	too. -g)
Jeff "Random surprise dinosaur" Hildebrand '92  (And you!  Damn you
	short people! -s)
Hollis "looking like wounded SF character" Easter
Jennifer "figment of y'all's imagination" Tyson
Arcadia "transmuting the misfortune of my theories into theories of
	misfortune" Falcone  (But we have rooms! -g)
Dan Blim in C# Minor op. 131  (Number?  Number? -s)
Amy' "Almost all my money back" Marinello  (Guaranteed! -d)
Robert "Sing a song of six pence" McFarland  (I had more than that. -g)
Fred "the glory and crime of Cordwainer Smith" Bush


*** Gold, Stone, and Darkness ***
*** And John ***