From aem @ sccs Tue Sep 12 17:04:50 2000 Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2000 18:06:11 -0500 (EST) From: Amy' Marinello To: _swat.org.swil @ swarthmore.edu Subject: f y cn rd ths, y cn rd SWLNws Nmbr Thr (This keyboard (ick, iMac -q) is such a hunk of junk that every time we hit the return key twice in a row, a different letter stops working. Maybe it's trying to tell us something! Being your brave and fearless leaders, we shall do our best to circumvent the missing modes of communication. Read on!) First order of SWILBusiness (ooh, ooh, jump up and down! -d): The rabble were pretty good as the meeting was brought to disorder, so Abi-Wan did not get to tell them they were... bad. No plague-ridden people found it needful to expel unhealthy air from their lungs--yay! Next SWILBusiness piece: As the Massacre sheet recircled the chamber, the entranceway became ajar and unajar by itself. Third order of SWIL-Related Stuff: We require ideas for how to best destroy Spam this year (kill kill kill! -a). This Spam-death-activity will cause pleasure for all. Chaos is classist plus evil because she ridiculed Spam. (Amy failed to back her up while at class. A book read by that class referred to our Spam-death-activity.) (Joe is aware of 1 plus two-halves families that keep Kosher.) Fourth order of SWILBusiness: T-shirt pictures and catchy phrases should be bestowed upon Franzi. Real Soon Now (tm). Some of them already have been bestowed (and they're awesome! -q) (especially the one with the fat lizard that breathes fire! -a). Fifth piece of SWILBusiness: The Committee to Substitute Someone in Place of Amy, based upon communication with possible speaking people, has found two plus one possibilities. These include: *The one who made "The Phantom Tollbooth" *Susan One-who-makes-casks *The one who made the books about Alanna Once we have all data, we will pass them on at the next meeting. Sixth order of SWILBusiness: The filkbooks need revising. To this end, we formed one Committee to Substitute for... She Who Wields the Thok Stick. It is self-referring, since She Who Wields the Thok Stick is on it. Woohoo! Other people offered to be on it too, sort of. Following order of SWILBusiness: Yield your drawings and essays for inclusion in BEM. Eighth order of our work: A 'zine collection, ninety-two in number, of imaginative literature, will be parcelled out between Cordwainer and George, having been donated by a nice lady. Talk occurred about maybe having a book-auctioning-event and giving better notice about checking out imaginative literature from Cordwainer. Ninth order of SWILBusiness: A man from Industrial Light & Magic will be coming to Swat to speak from Feb. seventeenth to nineteenth. Thou'all might take pleasure in this event. First Un-SWILBusiness piece: Civ happened. There was much fun. Second order of NonSWIL-work: Andrea moved from her apartment. She left many things behind, both for nonmembers and George. This set of things, which does not contain any waterproof parasols, is in Greylock 301. Share and Enjoy. (go stick thy head in a pig! -a) Tertiary piece of NonSWILBusiness: Jennifer has a Celtic music air-wave show on WSRN. This show is on Sat. mornings from ten to twelve. It is also live on the Web. Next Un-SWILBusiness piece: A circular-music sing happened Sunday February sixth in the ML Breakfast Chamber. Fifth order of regular stuff: Jimmosk has a radio show at www.live365.com that occurs 24/7. The subject matter is that of Composers Who Are Less Famous Compared to Most, i.e. They Share Zero % of the Fame. Following order of NonSWILBusiness: Hurlers and receivers of baseballs arrive for spring exercises soon. Seventh order of our Non-Business: Morris and Long-Dagger Dancing happened on Sunday, led by our good friend Mr. Quale. Next order of our Non-Stuff: The weekly Buffy Marathon went on at 1:30 at ML. Mr. Easter banged on Mr. Easter's chest. Order of regular stuff IX: Zero people have already viewed this Tuesday's episodes of Buffy plus the show about her ex. People should watch them at Kira's. Tenth order of NonSWILBusiness: The show of the mob group from New Jersey with high voices rocks. Eleventh order of NonSWILBusiness: Fred is leaving town in a month. Before then, he would like to utilize many of his games. Share and Enjoy. (go stick your head in a swine! -a) (ooh, cross-referencing! -b) (nah, let's just let 'em figure it out -q) Twelfth piece of NonSWILBusiness: Hollis is "one happening dude, yo." He has a shift to cook in the ML day-beginning-meal location each Sat., between 8:30 and eleven o'clock. Unlucky order of regular stuff: The party of a type popular around Scotland happened Saturday eve. There was much fun. (yay, the typer doesn't have to spell the name! -q) Fourteenth order of NonSWILBusiness: There was random stuff we don't care about. (like African black-and-white-striped horses! -b) (or the Greek letter that comes after epsilon! -a) (or Leave a Cucumber-Resembling-Squash on your Neighbor's Porch night! -d) (mmrrrm... -q) Th Attndanc List of th Lttr "" bnjamin 'th 18173rd most ingnious mind vr dvotd to shorthand' r, gorg chaos "th complx tchnology of rtractabl pns" golubitsky Arcadia "Buzz! Compton ffct... no, wait, wrong Saturday" Falcon BDan "alias Blad, alias Hot Bab" Fairchild (alias d! -a) Rbcca "Th vil Hacking cough of Dath...Now With Addd Bonus Flu Symptoms!!!" Paul Lindsay "still worshipping Brandon L" Hrron Rbcca "Audry Mach II" Kuiprs Jim "lliot and I clvrly did not gt involvd in a land war in Asia" Moskowitz Frd "Our invasion of Abyssinia procds" Bush ~lliot "Still suffring from suprstition" Rd Sarah "rvolting hords" Brgstrom Franzi "how rvolting " Dickson Ptr "World Domination is always fun" Ma Snibor "o/` Ooood-ood-ood-ood... o/` oj-Nolybab si calp ht fo man ht. 0002 si ray ht" oj Jnnifr "Ho-Ro Mo Chuachag" Tyson Kyla "a yar out of practic... maruccan cup-o'-soup? thanks, Frd..." Tornhim Hollis "Indiscrt Fourir transform" astr Salt and Pppr Shakrs Waponry John "Mr. Magic" Finkbinr Andrw "sav th bst for latst" Szafran Abi-Wan Kenobi, Old Ben Kenobi, Queen Amydala, and Dan Solo