Date: Wed, 19 Oct 1994 01:01:59 -0400 To: _swat.org.swil @ cc.swarthmore.edu From: (Lesley Tsina) X-Sender: ltsina1 @ cc.swarthmore.edu (Unverified) Subject: since we crave attention, here's a semi-SWILnews Hi. I know what you're asking, I didn't have to go to a meeting, I've been on vacation, I don't want to have to think about SWIL, don't those co-presidents have any lives at all? Well...er... no, we haven't. But, although we have no lives to speak of, we do have work, so we shan't spend all that much time on this. You people just aren't worth it. So here we have a series of helpful reminders and tips on better living through sheep herding: 1. Philcon is coming in mid-November and several people still have to get money to jere7my. [who me? -TG][ditto. -L] 2. Always keep male and female sheep seperate during estrus. 3. There's a big Halloween party coming up so everbody get out your dusty old planarian costumes and get ready to have some jolly good fun. 4. The grass is always greener in the other herd's pastures. 5. Colin Schatz, the man, the music... 6. the knees. [whoo! -L] [I still don't know what this is all about, but woop. -TG] [See what you miss by not eating at Sharples? -L][excessive debt? -TG] 7. There's gonna be a hunt, Pterodactyl style, so everybody oil up them buffalo rifles and get ready to rumble. (First weekend in November, it might conflict with fall formal, it might not, we'll just have to see won't we? hee hee) 8. Your sheep will be happier if you sing to them. Try Dylan or Pet Shop Boys ["what have I done to deserve this?" -L]["It's a sin." -TG], but NOT Tori Amos or they will be depressed. 9. There's a meeting this week so be there or don't. [I have to, though, so you ought to show up too. -TG] 10. Movies will happen when the space people decide we deserve a schedule/room/break/look into the darker side of the human psyche. Stay tuned, as we know Eoj certainly will (HINT!) 11. Bye. as always... Literature & The Grotesque