At Last, A Narrow SWILnews #14.
For the week of Dec. 11-18, 1988.
Oh, heck;  make that for the
weeks of Dec. 11-31, 1988. 

EVENTS:
   We all get to go home! 

NEWS:
   Fleet Cuba convoys Army
Argentina to Florida. 

STUFF:
   I hope all of you have a happy
Winter Solstice, in whatever form
you find most appropriate.  Get
some rest. You probably need it. 
I know I do.  I'll see most of
you next semester, though not in
these pages. Enjoy life.  Be
happy.  Best of luck on the exams
(ha! knew I could fit in a
Prisoner reference somewhere!). 

ATTENDANCE:
   Roommates Luke Hankins and
Glenn Rutan became, more or less
in unison, the last non-members
of 1988, despite a physics exam. 
  The last attendance list of
1988 reads: An expert on not
being seen; Luke "Can I have my
member back?" Hankins; Glenn
"F=_what_?!" Rutan; Jim "If this
doesn't get printed in SWILnews,
did I really write it?"
Moskowitz; Topher Le Roy "A man
about to face down calculus"; An
excerpt on not writing; It's the
marks a pen makes on an
attendance list!; I am _not_ a
human being -- I'm Fran; Deborah
"One last cumquat" Holtzman; NARF
(upside-down); Herbert "the man"
Lefkowicz; Cardamon; RKENA ZATK;
Marguerite "no more Orgo!"
Eisenstein; Jedi Knight; Rick
"ety Tickety Tin" Post;
Cleomelagene "The goddess of
see-through foods"; Jonathan "If
an epigram falls in a forest..."
Wald; Josh "I have not yet begun
to write" nM Smith; and Diana
"What day is today?" Stiefbold. 
Can you tell it was finals time? 

Use the Force!
Be seeing you,
Jedi Knight (and it's the last
title in my notebook, too)