* 1001 Obscure--Oh. My. God. * Blackjack & Hookers (Meggie & Malcolm)--SWIL -->BJ + H (instead of SWIL, put all the SWIL into Blackjack & Hookers. All about guilt--increase guilt, play more and more blackjack. Supposed to be hookers at the meeting (besides Amber), but the Bryn Mawr van hasn't gotten here yet. (Oooooh!) Emmanuelle may be playing rugby net semester, so we'll have hookers in SWIL. * Jamison and His Thousand Clones--The Past: evil & good clones & Jamison lived in the Crum together. Making a nce society. Then came Jackie, who decided to kill the 1000 clones. Jamison did not know he was the real Jamison! Voyage of discovery that led to discovery of cosmic secrets. Hat, staff, ability to produce fire from his hands. To get revenge on Jackie, created evidence of a being known as "Schumann". Future: 1000 clones w/gun arms, katanas, laser eye. SWIL better Submit, or face the ultimate judgment. * Arthur's SWIL: falls over on Nick. I can't stand up! I just wanted to be president! I love you, Eliza! I love you, Susan! Sobs incoherently, etc. * Cantatrix: Phoenix says we do not exist, therefore, we're a fantasy, therefore falling directly uner mandate. Plus, we sing drinking songs by Henry VIII. * Arthur: Jamison--WHOA THAT'S SO COOOOL! ::fanboys:: * Dubya: Strategery! Blaming SWIL's reputation on him! * George Dahl: Really really tall & big feet; can beat us up. Walked in just as Arthur was reading his nominataion. * HK-47: Presidents always want to kill you all, so might as well get it right out in the open. * Harbingers: Jamison--starts singing Carmina Burana * Bowie: It's *Bowie*. As *Tesla*. You don't need a platform. * Megan: Megan admitted she was terrified by an individual who is *Jewish*! Megan and Hitler both hate a Jew.