From handler @ sccs.swarthmore.edu Wed Nov 24 00:47:26 2004 Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:39:28 -0500 From: Mark Handler Reply-To: presidents @ swil.org To: swilnews @ swil.org Subject: SWILNews #10 In Inverse Verse (Innnn Spaaaace -v) Summary 1) Lots of things happened last weekend 2) Stay tuned for big long presidential voting procedural e-mail 3) Volunteer to be treasurer 4) History of Man V. Not-Man SFDT Thurs 12/2 5.30 PM Upstairs Sharples Roars the rabble lacked, Ever unclosing were the doors. Wink at 10.30 in ML (Saturday Night SWIL), For next week of nothing could we think. (It's not actually next week you know -v) (Details, details -g) History of Man vs. Not-Man, that's SFDT (after Thanksgiving), Submit to BEM; why are there no books, that's a mystery. Next year we need a new treasurer (volunteer, it's not hard), Go to Haverford with gaming as the pretext. Enjoy these many events: Masquerade Ball, Gamelan, Requium, Poetry Reading, We sang happy birthday to Adrian and Ben. DoubleSWIL potentially happening on December 3 (talk to Joanna), Dagorhir people may be brought by Stifler, expect fighting and trouble. --------------------------- - Attendance list of DOOM - --------------------------- Sarah "transvestites make everything better" Sarah (I beg to differ -g) (we have photographic evidence indicating otherwise -v) Venger "Or is that the candy wonkerdoodle?" Jamison IV M. Jawaad "Sexy Beast" Hussain (there's a cold one in the fridge, you know -g) (there's a grandmother in my bed -g) James "Musashi jump so high, jump so high you kill that guy, Musashi! *clap clap* *clap clap* Musashi! *clap clap*" (*squirming noise* -t)(yay, mark is my footrest! yay! -t) (i'm a turk, what can you say? -g) (i don't get it? -t) (what's an empire that's also a footrest? -v) (*slapping noises and squeals* -tg) Abigail "How dare you insinuate that this is only my third SWIL meeting" Graber Chris "entering Blackwood" White (five hearts -g) (ok, you can stop beating on me now, I am not a drum -g) (but you are! -t) Conlon "Bang on a Can kicks ass!" Nancarrow (*trumpet noises followed by frantic squeaking* -t) (come back mark I need my ottoman, I'm sad and ottomanless -t) Nick "Engineering your eventual demise at the hands of our future robot overlords since 2003." Ward Tim !!I was a regular Rocky fan!!. Whalen Meredith "If you only were a man" Conforti Brown Adrian "making the world safe for classical scholarship, one bloody XML file at a time" Packel Ben "from A to Z" Newman (Yes! It's true! all the presidents do is talk about sex! -t) JESSICA "I'M GOING TO PLAY WINK TONIGHT, I SWEAR" ROBINS Arthur "Sharon" Chu JONATHAN "FLAT-FOLDABLE" SCHNEIDER (not asking. just not asking. -g) Susan "Beware the Finger of Truth!" Zell Josh "doorman temp" Burdick Alexandr Pshenichkin: of DOOOM! DOOOOOOOM! (the regular one is also here) Eliza "Robot Parade" Blair Jackie "Come to the choir concert or die" Werner Gregory "My stunt double mostly just sits around and Drinks Beer. That lazy bastard..." Robinson 9999 Finlay "Finlay the Spec" Logan Emmanuelle "Bring on the duct Tape" Wambach (Rocky had that powerful an effect on you? -g) Mike "Mi dispiace, io non capisco l'italiano." Karcher David "I am Jack's smirking revenge" Stifler Jerome "Run for the dying cow!" Fung MAI "BAGEL" Pucik MARK "K-CAR" HANDLER JILLIAN "I NEED A SIGNATURE" WALDMAN JILLIAN "WE'RE SO LAME" WALDMAN