From mhandle1 @ swarthmore.edu Thu Dec 9 23:55:04 2004 Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:51:44 -0000 From: Mark Handler Reply-To: presidents @ swil.org To: swilnews @ swil.org Subject: Presidential Election Procedure and the List of Nominees Congratulations, you are eligible to vote in SWIL election 2004. Please be aware of the following pieces of information: 1) All of the nominated tickets are listed below. Due to the large volume of nominated tickets, declarations of intent to prepare platform for a given ticket must be e-mailed to mhandle1 at swarthmore.edu (just list tickets and say you're going to prepare platforms for them) by 5 AM on Thurs 2 Dec. Any ticket for which there is no platform intent will not be listed on the ballot. 2) Any voter who cannot or will not be at voting (Saturday 4 Dec, 12 Noon, Sharples Room 4, Swarthmore, PA) may vote absentee. All voters wishing to vote absentee must e-mail mhandle1 at swarthmore.edu declaring intent to vote absentee by 5 AM on Thurs 2 Dec. Absentee ballots will be e-mailed that morning and must be returned by Sat 4 Dec, 11 AM. Absentee voting procedure will be explained on the absentee ballot. 3) E-mail mhandle1 at swarthmore.edu to correct any incorrect ticket listings. The ballot will be considered final at 5 AM on Fri 3 Dec. List of nominated tickets: Easley Blackwood and Easley Blackwood Chris Jager, Chris Segal, Chris White Bebop and Rocksteady Stifler Jack and Tyler Non-ML Residents who are Non-Members Lord Julius^Òs Goat and SQRT(-Yak) Chris and Lauren and Lauren and Chris (Segal, Smith, Goodfriend, and White) The Polymorphic, Polyamorous Blob An Inbred Mutant Chocobo and Dr. Hobo The Negative One-th Root of a Square Yak The Doors to Room 4 Ross Messing Andrew Brown, Mai Pucik, Jillian Waldman NuPont, NeoCo-op, NegaHicks, and NewDorm Dr. Strangelove, Doc Brown, Dr. Seuss Lone Wolf and Cub Plasmadyne Relay, Barion Sweep, Reversing the Polarity Jamison and all of the Jamison clones Stoven, Kanatash, Xanith, Mab, Nol, and Auren The Erlkönig All tickets + Andrew All nominated parties + Andrew The French Blob, T-Shirt Face, and Cartoon Eliza Set A Cruxis Tray The Mystery Bowl and the X-Men Video ^ÓCold Vengeance^Ô The UN Security Council and Redneck Trees Boba Fett, Yoda, and Batman The Idée Fixe from Symphonie Fantastique played in pi minor Fidel Castro Kleppner, Kolenkow, and Purcell The Invisible Man, the Invisible Man, and the Invisible Man (from different works) Mark Handler The Four Robins The Incredibles The Chuniverse, Arthur^Òs Sister, LJ Vaginas, and Kid_Chufrock Opression, A Prussian, and a White Russian Mozart^Òs Requiem, Beethoven^Òs Ninth Symphony, and the Horrible Chamber Choir Piece SWIL The Southern Belle Contingent The Ozzfest Demons on Jonathan and Jessie^Òs shirts Everyone with a Josh Smith number through Jonathan All of Jonathans current and previous roommates and partners All Members of SWIL The Trojan Horse, the French Rabbit, and the Gordian Knot Hamlet in the Original Klingon Badger, Badger, Badger Foreign Policy, The Economy, and Moral Values Emiliano Rodriguez Spider-Man Finlay the Spec Kerry ^Ö Edwards Kerry / Edwards Apple Hammer and Orange Mallet Vice and Misdemeanor The Love Child of Mark, Nick, and JC Allawi and Karzai Jackie and the Purity Point She Gets for Running Mort, Marie, and the Head of Vecna Picard/Q/Subtext The Abstract Concept of Susan Zell Jessie Robbins The Population of North Dakota Death, as personified by Terry Pratchett Gilgamesh Enkidu Optimus Prime and Duke Phobos and Dimos Ratchet and Clank Sarah Hartman, Sarah Kelsall, Norma Altshuler, Joanna Karpinski, and Chelsea Rosenthal Alex Leader-Smith Mark Handler and Susan Zell Death, Death, and Death Lauren Goodfriend^Òs Missing Hair Strindberg and Helium Failure, Futility, and Non-Existance A Giant Phoenix Sandwich and a Giant Adirondack Chair Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance The Surviving Beatles Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Fortinbras and Horatio Chu and _Swallow Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts, Spades, No Trump Going Abroad Next Semester Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My Lions and Tigers and Norway Fourteen Bras and a Whore Ratio No Confidence Jillian's Ego, Id, Superego Andrew^Òs Members The feeling you get when you go into the kitchen and forget why Seal Clubber, Pastamancer, Disco Bandit Istanbul and Constantinople Sam, Frodo, and Gollum the Robot Sam, Frodo, and Gollum the Hobbit Wind, Water, Fire, Earth, Mecha New Dorm The Concept of Nomination, The Patent on Patents, and a vote that we should vote Robot Ninja, Van Helsing, and Jesus This Statement is False Saucerer, Turtle Tamer, Accordion Thief The Meaning of Swarthmore and Student Budget Committee Charles Darwin and the Grammar Nazi Rock Lobster, Paper Tiger, Scissors Lizard The Barbarian Hordes at Crete Fire and Brimstone Calvin and Hobbes Great and Little Ajax Quickbeam and Bombadil, the Lords of the Rhyme Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso A Slide Rule Roberts Rules of Order Destiny, Death, Dream, The Endless The Meaning of Swarthmore, The Meaning of Religion, The Meaning of Chair Being and Nothingness The Castaways on Jillian^Òs Island Jean Calvin and Thomas Hobbes Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Franz Sussmayer, and the Super Mario Theme A&W, Stewarts, Mug, and IBC Caffeine Silverliner II, Silverliner II, Silverliner IV Absolute A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi