/***************/ /* SWILNews #9 */ /***************/ //SWILNews #9's Character Sheet// Race: SWILNews Class: SWILBusiness 6/Non-SWILBusiness 3 Player: War /****************/ /* SWILBusiness */ /****************/ Attributes: Rabble: 10 (0 modifer. Pathetic) Movie: 7 (-2 modifier, as an evil curse has robbed us of Spirited Away) Volunteering: 16 (+3 modifier, including the Gauntlets of Alex +2) Saturday Night SWIL: 15 (+2 modifier, +1 to all checks to play SNES games or dig dep beneath the Earth^Òs crust to form a volcano) BEM: 8 (-1, but if we get enough submissions we can buy a Literary magazine +4 to offset this) Constitution: - (SWIL, being undead, has no constitution. At least we have a charter.) Feats: Movie Nomination: Once per semester, SWILNews #9 gains a +45 modifier to its Movie stat. This lasts for one meeting, after which movie voting brings it down to +15. Book Nomination: Once per day per level, SWILNews #9 may nominate a book to be purchased for the Cordwainer Bird Library /***********/ /* Lottery */ /***********/ Lottery: Once per week, SWILNews #9 recieves a random useful item. This week, it was a selection of fine cheeses from the world of Sharples, which SWILNews #9 put in its Jonathan of Holding (see Magic Items section) /********************/ /* Non-SWILBusiness */ /********************/ Skills: Craft(Cooking)+10 (+10 circumstance bonus due to Ben Can Cook this week- Formerly-Vegan chili and eggplants) Perform(Wind Ensemble) +8 in Lang Innuendo +6 (DC 15 check to come up with old romantic comedies for Qian) Use Magic Device +9 (DC for operating our Time Turner: 20) Knowledge(Ritual) +13 (Presidential nominations on December 5, Elections December 12, Inauguration January 23, Joint Birthday Party January 24) /*******************/ /* Attendance List */ /*******************/ //The Attendance List of Magic Items// Andrew Conforti-Brown of +5 to Charisma checks for being ^ÓStill the Prettiest^Ô (Caster level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Eagle^Òs Splendor. Market Price: 1,000gp) Jillian Waldman of +5 to Disguise checks involving hair ^ÓGrow out your hair + maybe I^Òll believe you^Ô (Caster level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Craft Physics Major. Market Price 1,000gp) +5 Defending Michael ^ÓSpeak Softly and carry a sharp sword, volume one^Ô Noda (Caster level 15th. Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Sleep, Dispel Magic. Market price: 72,000gp) Wand (15 charges) of Alex ^ÓYou don^Òt like Mayonaisse? Why? Are you addicted to mayonaisse?^Ô Pshenichkin (Caster level 5th. Prerequisites: Craft Wand, Grease. market price: 300gp) Potion of Ben ^Ó^Ô Newman (Caster level: 3rd. Prerequsiites: Craft Alumni, Invisibility. Market Price: 300gp) Scroll of Blair ^ÓOooh, the sparkles^Ô Reaser (Caster level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Scribe Scroll, Hypnotic Pattern. Market Price: 150gp) Miriam ^Óooh, the musings^Ô Newman of Wonder (Caster level: 10th. Prerequisites: Craft Freshman, Confusion, creator must be chaotic. Market price: 12,000gp) Horn of Summoning Arthur ^ÓJillian ^ÑRachel ^ÓJerome Fung^Ô Sapiro^Ò Waldman^Ô Chu (Caster level 13th: Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Summon SWILlie 6. market Price: 50,000gp) Potion of Rachel ^ÓWhere is everything?^Ô Sapiro (Caster level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Brew Physics major, Blindness. Market price: 300gp) JONATHAN ^ÓHIGH SPEED TEARDROPS OF WRATH^Ô SCHNEIDER of Striding and Springing (Caster level: 3rd. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Junior, Expeditious Retreat, Jump. Market Price 6,000gp) Murylnd^Òs JESSICA ^ÓI WANT A BROWNIE^Ô ROBINS (Caster level: 5th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Create Food and Water. Market price: 5,500gp) Robe of the Arch-Abby ^Óeeeee! PoA! eeeee! dementors! shrieking shack! Sirius! Remus! Snape in a dress! Neville! eeee! hyperventilaging! must brea...^Ô (Caster level: 14th. Prerequisites: Scribe Slash, Summon Movie IV, Mage Armor, Bless. Market Price: $10, $6.50 matinee) Portable Qian ^ÓIf you^Òre reading this you should e-mail me for your prize^Ô Qian (Caster level: 12th. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Plane Shift. Market Price: 14,000gp) JC of Family Atomics ^ÓPaul Atreides^Ô (Caster level 11th. Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Fireball. Market price: 9,150gp) Nick ^ÓSomething geeky this way comes^Ô Ward of Clear Thought +3 (Caster level 17th. Prerequisites: Craft President, Wish or Miracle. Market price: 82,5000gp) Mark Handler of Animal Friendship ^ÓNOTE TO SELF: BRING A GOAT NEXT WEEK^Ô (Caster level 6th. Prerequisites: Forge Ring, Animal Friendship. MARKet price: 9,500gp)