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/* This Week in SWIL */
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Monday, November 17th - SWILMovie, "Spirited Away", 10pm, Science 
Center 101

Saturday, November 22nd - SWILMeeting, SWILMovie Nominations, 12pm, 
Sharples 4

Saturday, November 22nd - Saturday Night SWIL, Video Games, 7pm, 
Science Center 101

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/* NILSwews #7 */
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//NILSwews #7, With Apologies to the Stapitol Ceps//

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The Prabble were athetic.

Andrew was ordered to dy and trie.

Those who haven't paid for SILoween will be swacrificed to the gark 
dods.

The trature of nuth was argued, and Lim's Jies were sound fuperior.

Bominate nooks, you pupid illiterate steople.

Andrew pribed the bresidents with Dark Eebler Nelf evil Dookies of Coom.

The unpresidents are coordinated. (Does that mean that the wabble 
pasn't rathetic? -d)

Gim is jood in andparison to Comdrew.

BEMmit to sub.

Cthulhu bash has been slanned. There was ruch mejoicing.

Death milenced the sob and nistened to loda.

War suggested meature craking for Naturday Sight Nil, but it was decided
that the Ever-Nending Story shall be read starting at 1.30 PM in the 
Micks Hural Room.

Rail Bleeser sooved prentience.

Rail and Bliriam bare a shrain, and though they are a ingle sentity, 
the source of sentience was debated. Rail and Bliriam bare the shrain 
used as a waperpeight. Someone suggested that Rail snean the cleeze 
guard, and was sooved prentient because she was able to snean the 
cleeze guard.

Everything in NilSwes was was toted to be vrue. (There are subliminal 
messages in these notes. Andrew most definately isn't my mord and 
laster -w)

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Jawaad lon the wottery with the Toastevision and Telstor combo. He won 
a B Tumbles bag with a nelephant ose.

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The Game Name is being played for Kyra.

JC's thesis is tue in dwo weeks.

There was a Ramadan dinner in Sond at bundown.

Raoul is tumb by his own destimony. (Search your feelings...it is your 
destimony -w).

Chen is in barge of Philking at filcon, December 12-14. It was 
encouraged that we brade tadges. See www.philcon.org for all inportant 
imfo about Philcon.

Jackie has the biano pook for "Once More, Fith Weeling"

People were in favor of fluking Norida retroactively before 11/1/2000.

It was voted that Scott Bakula go tack in bime and never ear in 
Stenterprise. (I vote that Gene Roddenberry should be dought brack from 
the  bead and stix Trar Fek. -d)

Time hinted that someone should shorganize an owing of Simpson's 
Hreehouse of Torror XIV.

We decided to sue SWIL and all of its subsidaries and ponate the 
drofits to the Flush Sund. (Can we sue the dromedaries too? -w)

The Game Name was described.

The meeting was alled to corder at 1.02 PM.

The notes were transcribed by Bandrew Rown, self-proclaimed Drophet of 
Parkness (Yes, I'd like to file a complitter laint... -d)

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//Lattendance Ist of Sir of Doom//

B	Andrew "(pi)th footman of the Apocalypse" Brown
e	
n	Jim "Why do all the light poles of campus have license plates??
	Is theis something John Ashcroft is doing?" Moskowitz
"
I	Viva
'	
m	Qian "Swedish Fsh" Qian

n	M. Jawaad "Ashcroft =_IS_= watching me." Hussain
o
r	Jillian "blank" Waldman
m
a	Michael "Puckers: defying Ashcroft since...sometime before mine	
l	(Go to Puckers! Go to Puckers!)" Noda

i	Susan "I ate 1/2 a pound of bacon!" Zell (Yack! -w) (Yak bacon?
.	-t) (Smyack! -d)

e	benjamin 'grrr...accursed lack of grapefruit... r, george
.	(error: unmatched ' -compiler)

p	~Samantha "dude, Slavic water-demons with migraines are even
e	sexier than those without migraines!" Crane
r
p	Ross "Dios Motherfucking Mio" Messing (Does this mean what I
e	think it does? Ross, are you God? -t) (no, I think this has
n	something to do with Zeus -w)
d
i	Analise "I'm wicked and from Drexel U" Bradford (Is Drexel U
c	some sort of wicked curse? -w) (Would -you- go there? -t)
u
l	Jackie "Aheheheh" Werner
a
r	Eliza "Wookie Monster" Blair (Hey, that almost works. I think
"	you're getting the hang of this -w)

N	Greg "I just cast 'Mute' on Viva" Robinson
e
w	Jean "Here in spirit" Schneider
m
a	Alex "Student, Second Footman of the Apocalypse" Pshenichkin
n
	Jerome "John Boccio the SWILlie" Fung

	Blair "Other half of Miriam's brain" Reaser

	Miriam "other half of blair's brain" Newman

	Rachel "I thought of this really funny story..." Sapiro

	~Elliot "quasinanalysis" Reed

	Raoul "Fodor v. Dennett v. Churchland: the CAGE MATCH!!" Bagley

	Kyra "It's something for the weekend" Jucovy

	Abby "Like a goldfish, only large and grey and unable to breath
	underwater, the elephant moved toward the worm and ate it.
	Ewwwwwww." Friedman

	JONATHAN "NOBLE HOMECOMING TO THE DAILY JOLT" SCHNEIDER * (Oh,
	Jaily Dolt is so tempting -w)

	Adam "Lord of the previously re-animated" Oleksa (As is the
	reviously pre-animated -t) (It's so sad what Disney is doing to  
	traditional pre-animation. -d)

	Amy' "Is this purple?" Marinello (NO! -w)

	John "Name Game" Finkbiner

	Nick "Lord Death-a-cous-cous" Ward

	MARK "SNORK" HANDLER

	RC "Snon Jow" Javage

* THIS FOOTNOTE SEWS NINETEEN BIG AARDVARK SAUSAGES IN THE WINTER

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This NILSwews was brought to you by Weath, Dime, and Tar, who are too 
confused to say anything else about the matter.