*<*<*<*<*< swilbusiness >*>*>*>*>* the rabble were PaThEtic. Ren faire was On sunDAy the 17th. (of Course, iT was much more fun than watching the Yankees LoSe 15-4! -a) prime was All oRangEY (due to eating One). sUbmit to bem! hoi polloi aRrived. (FoR those of you not In thE kNow, jimmosk was tireD of being part of the rabble, So now he's hoi polloi. -b) (and elliot is the mob. -q) *<*<*<*<*< >*>*>*>*>* nominate bookS, you stupid illitErate pEople! (voting on Books will occUr Fairly soon. -q) iF You want to go to either philcon 200 or the Millenium philcON, you should have talkeD to ben AlreadY. *<*<*<*<*< >*>*>*>*>* monday'S movie was galaxy qUest. it was incrediBly funny. sentIence proof: callicles The moose (first proof of The year!) callicles the mOose had suBmitted proof of his sEntience to a Major publication, but SUBsequently lost his voice and needed comMa to read hIs proof ouT loud insTead. in greek, 'es' is a masculine nOminative ending, thereBy making calliclEs a bull Moose. (there was Some heckling Upon reaching this issue, But we eventually Moved on. -q) In This way, we can see thaT he was a supporter Of the 1912 progressive presidential Bid. (not to mEntion a supporter of the stock Market! -a) thuS, he is in tUne with the changing social and economic conditions (at least of 1912 -a). Being so in tune, he knows that individuals are not iMportant In accordance wiTh the ineviTable (as marx said). (individuals aren't impOrtant? inconceivaBlE! -a) (my name is inigo Montoya. you killed my fatheR. preparE to die. -b) therefore, callicleS Is a good taoiST. we All kNow elliot does not exist (Cf. his sEntIence proof -q). the claSs of all things that eqUal elliot is empty. SincE no x equaLs Elliot, we can See that if x=elliot, x=franzi. thuS for all x, if x=elliot, x is an objectiviSt. elliot=elliot, elliot=franzi, and elliot=objectivist; therefore franzi mUst be an oBjectivist. (we seeM to have been able to prove from the fact that ellIot doesn't exisT that nothing exists. -b) Thus the minimum standard Of sentience (cf. franzi's sentience proof -a) is an oBjectivist. taoists are better in every way than objectivists, so therEfore callicles is more sentient than franzi. after Much heckling, callicles was voted sentient because he's fuzzy. quoth the bdan, "ooh, ooh, fuzzy logic!" (he was not dismembered.) *<*<*<*<*< nonswilbusiness >*>*>*>*>* The Home dEpot Sells cindEr blocks at $.97 eAch before tax. catheRinE had a ewaN mcgregor videO fesT. if you missed "trainspoTting", tHe international club will bE showing it. (jim has a really weirD lamp. -a) (that phRase wasn't in the nOtes! -a) (which lamp are you referring to? -q) (that one. -a) (oh, that is weIrd. -q) anime, by jimmy: (yes, he diD it himSelf. -b) (no, he didn't. -q) on sundaY, he showed all Of kare kano 1-7, and will be following this by weekly showings that will not involve Umbrellas (or black-and-white afRican striped horsEs! -a). saturday 9/23, after swiL meeting, a reading Of the hitchhiker's guide tO the galaxy scripts will be held in greylocK 301. that evening, abI-wan aNd amydala will be showinG "dave" (from 7:00) and "the american president" (From 9:30) in kohlberg 116. also, sOl weber will be coming then to teach Rounds. *<*<*<*<*< The Attendance List of Churches, Ducks, and Very Small Rocks -- 9/16/00 >*>*>*>*>* Amy' "In step with old tradition" Marinello John "Bringer of magnets" Finkbiner Arcadia "It's Andrei not Andrew -- down with linguistic imperialism!" Falcone Kyla "if churches float on water, someone didn't make a correct geotechnical report" Tornheim (Correct, correct. It's always about being correct! -q) benjamin 'we broke the compactness theorem!' r, george & Callicles 'liked comma's St. Augustine reading.' the Moose (Not St. Augustine! Keep him away! Away! -a) (Margaret the Camera overslept) K.T. "If you want to give it to me, put it inside the Klein Bottle first" Randle (What if I just put it outside the Klein bottle? -b) Peter "Does Peterian Monastery also float?" Ma Jimmy "No it doesn't. You are not Utena, nor is your monsatary Laputa" Kong (Whee! -q) Hollis "My artificially stupid simulated vacuum cleaner sucks more/less than yours" Easter (It does not! -b) Jim "Jim Jim Moskowitz Moskowitz Weatherby George DuPree" Moskowitz (Takes very good care of his mother, though he's almost thirty-three! -a) JC Ravage (the young Thomas Lonnihey, but only 'till October) ~Elliot "Franzi" Reed (Elliot's my roommate? -a) Kyra "I'm getting paid money to do something interesting and academically significant!" Jucovy Matt "still lacking a quote" Fowles Rachel "doesn't know what this 'quote' thing is" Sapiro Ross "EveRythiNG iN ShARPleS tAStes Like ChickeN. Except FoR the chickeN" MeSSiNG (You don't say! -q) BDan "the improvisational tailor" Fairchild (Sew what? -b) (Can I do 'whap'? Prime, no! No no no no no! -a) Abby "syncopated with tradition" Friedman Ben "I'b godda code in by dose" Newman (You gotta code in your nose? Why don't you code in the Sun Lab instead? -q) Swoop "I can fly!" the First *<*<*<*<*< Abi-Wan Kenobi, Ben Kenobi, and Queen Amydala >*>*>*>*>*