"Lost My Powers (And I'll Cry If I Want To)"                         
(to the tune of "It's My Party")                               
by Ellen Edgerton      

I've lost my powers and I'll cry if I want to               
Cry if I want to               
Cry if I want to --     

You would cry too if it happened to you!      
I woke up this morning, my world had gone blank     
I'm helpless and nobody cares     
I still have my physical charms     
At least, I've got a nice pair --      

But I've lost my powers and I'll cry if I want to               
Cry if I want to               
Cry if I want to --     

You would cry too if it happened to you!      
Guinan and Will, they just don't understand     
They say I've gone off the deep end     
They don't know how fun it is     
To read the minds of your friends --      

I've lost my powers and I'll cry if I want to               
Cry if I want to               
Cry if I want to --     

You would cry too if it happened to you!      
I hear you all whispering when my back is turned,     
You're glad my powers have all gone away --     

But if I don't get them back I won't     
Have any more lines to say!      
I've lost my powers and I'll cry if I want to               
Bitch if I want to               
Whine if I want to --     

You would cry too if it happened to you!