"I Love Q"                         
(to the tune of "She Loves You")                               
by Ellen Edgerton      

I love Q, yeah yeah yeah     
I love Q, yeah yeah yeah     
I love Q, yeah yeah yeah yeah!      
He zapped in front of me     
I said I gotta get me some     
He's the sexiest entity     
In the whole Continuum --      
And I love Q     
And I love him faithfully     
Yes I love Q     
He moves the heavens just for me!  (ooh!)      
Snaps his fingers just like this     
I rush right to his side     
And every time we kiss     
He makes suns and moons collide --      
And I love Q     
For his immortality     
Yes I love Q     
He'll be a stud for eternity -- (ooh!)      
I love Q, yeah yeah yeah     
I love Q, yeah yeah yeah     
With a lisp like that, you know he drives me mad!      
Everybody hates him so     
I really don't know why     
But when we're together, oh     
He stops time from going by!      
And yes I love Q     
'Cause he's really good in bed --     
And I really love Q     
When he wears Mel Gibson's head!  (woooo!)      
I love Q, yeah yeah yeah     
I love Q, yeah yeah yeah     
He's the best supreme being a girl could ever have!