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From: mongoose@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Conrad Leviston)
Subject: Tacky filk song (Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda)
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	A few lines here that you may enjoy, and use I realise 'Hello
Mudda, Hello Fadda' should be 'Hello Aunty, Hello Unca', but I don't like
the second so let me go on artistic grounds.

	Hell mudda, hello fadda,
	Here I am out-side the death-star,
	In a tiny, x-wing fighder,
	And I wish the hole we had to shoot was wider.

You remember R2D2,
In the x-wing, it's just we two,
He'd be missing C3P0,
But a fire came and burnt out half his diodes.

	We came up with a whole squadron,
	They were shot at, now they're all gone,
	They were really fancy flying,
	But would have been a lot more help if they'd stopped dying.

Wait a minute, here's Han Solo,
Well I never thought he'd follow,
For Darth Vader, it's tough cookies,
He was outgunned in a dogfight by a wookie.

	Feel free to include this in any fanzines, but to credit me (as I
am an egomaniac).


P.S. Don't you hate the way spell check don't recognise 'Darth Vader'
-- 
Conrad Leviston	 | Got to find a brightness in the soul,
mongoose@yoyo.	 | Not look outside to find out where we are,
cc.monash.edu.au | Otherwise you won't be satisfied, 
Save the gherkin | 'Til you've made possession of the stars. (K.Wallinger)